#1 pick up line in a gay bar? “Can I push your stool in”?

I just found I’m asexual… I’m just looking for A person to be sexual with

What’s the difference between ISIS and a prostitute? Not much, give or take a few heads.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out.

I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? He has one clean finger.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix

What do you call batman when he misses church? Christian Bail

itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself…. -history

Alright Ralphs, here’s the deal: you replace people with automated cashiers, I replace paying with stealing produce.