Monica Lewinsky just turned 43 It seems like only yesterday she was crawling on the floor of the White House

I might invent a new beer, call it “Occasionally”. When people ask if I drink, I can say I drink Occasionally’ this way they won’t think i’m an alcoholic.

Postmodernism pun Hi all, I’m trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I’m stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?

Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America

I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.

If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me.

Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one….

Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time? Young player: OK I’ll come back in a year’s time!

Everyone’s all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman’s fighting Superman in 2016.