What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man? The rightful owner of both is white

At my funeral, feed me into a woodchipper and point it at the mourners

there’s nothing quite as American as eating when you’re not even hungry

a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!

There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them.

I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss.

Apparently “if you must draw your eyebrows on, please draw them evenly” was not the tip this waitress was expecting.

Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall.

We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags

What is 7” long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it’s sight? The sock under my bed.