What’s Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli

What’s the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don’t have a Porsche in my garage.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter.

I like my women like I like my coffee Overpriced and bitter

3: I’m going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn’t hear me Me: Flirting’s hard

What’s the difference between a Groupie and a Stalker? A penis.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats.