Can I fax something to you? ‘Could you fax over a copy?’ ‘No, I can’t fax because of where I live’ ‘Where do you live?’ ‘The 21st century’

Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours.

I like my women like I like my cheese Pungent and gooey.

Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn’t see eye to eye, but then he grew on me.

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired.

3-year-old girl My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces. Me: What’s wrong ? 3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she’s already a woman 😮

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common? Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

How do you capture a polar bear? 1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

-I love you Juan. -I love you too bae , lets make love. -Im afraid. -But why bae? -what if I get pregnant? – I can promise you that wont happen Fernando.