So i was making a software to help people to stop procrastinating and never finished it.

Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat

What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic

Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!

A man is shot… He recently converted to islam.

“You look like a million bucks”, said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife.

If we didn’t have lawyers… We wouldn’t need lawyers!

I’m getting a new appreciation for black and white films… I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime

Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women.