What is Pat Sajak’s favorite Christmas carol? No L

Boss: You’re late! M: It’s 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that’s just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR.

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

What’s the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck

Why couldn’t the Japanese guy see his car? Because he had a cataract!

How does Jesus pull mad bitches? Because he’s hung like this! ( extends both arms horizontally)

Don’t kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you know

If the police police police police, who polices the police police? Police police police police police police.

Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry

The woman’s bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life… …but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.