Short Jokes
This tub of margarine doesn’t believe it’s me.
This tub of margarine doesn’t believe it’s me.
Took me three hours to drive home through the snow, but it was worth it because when I got home, my family totally ignored me.
Nuts I like: -Cashew. -Almond. -Pistachio. Nuts I don’t like: -Hairy. -Religious.
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. My ass!
I’m going on a seafood diet for the holidays… that is, I see food and I eat it.
What’s a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast
Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it’s refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn’t started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel
You can’t spell Chipotle without E. Coli