NSFW The joke you’d never tell someone in person. I’ll start What does a baby’s vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*

I’ve never met an exam I’ve liked… They’ve all been too testy for me.

What do you call an Italian with no arms? Deaf

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman.

:O + 😛 = 69 Simple math

Good thing I don’t see any political posts on my news feed In fact, my Myspace friends haven’t really posted much since 2010.

What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex? …funf.

If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?

Dear Life…Would you at least start using lubricant….