A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday… and now it’s just Lion there.

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? “I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard.”

My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week.

it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls

Don’t beat your cock That little pecker might stand erect in spite of your firm grip and come to stick its beak in your big brown eyes.

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

The banana asked the vibrator… The banana asked the Vibrator “Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!”

Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I’ll see myself out…

Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly – autocorrect

What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? No Whey