DEAD BABY JOKES: So what’s the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don’t eat dirt.**

If a man says he will fix it, he will. There’s no need to remind him every six months

What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer? One says, ‘Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!’ The other says ‘Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.’

Why did I throw my phone out of my window? Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane…

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation.

How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Tentickles

Q: Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit….. …..join the Euphemism Society.

I need to order faster internet then 😀 Lag makes you violent, not the games 😀

What is a Jewish delima? A free ham.