Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete

The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you’re probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night.

A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out…

A Rabbi’s money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says – No, I can’t do that! I just Keep the tips!

Why don’t shrimp give anything to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao

I’m writing a song about milking a cow. It’s all quarter notes.

Confusious say “Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons.”

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office… completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says…I can clearly see your nuts.

The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant.