What’s brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!

How to ask for a raise Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me. Boss: Which 4? Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, ” do you want to go fuck some kids?” and the rabbi replies, “out of what?”

Someone at the men’s outfitter just called me ‘MISS’ on the phone… … ehh at least I don’t sound married!

what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito

What’s the difference between a straight man’s moustache and a gay man’s moustache? The smell.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian? Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

How is a 9 volt battery and a woman’s anus similar You know it’s wrong, but sooner or later you’re going to put your tongue on it

If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of? …misogynistic.