It’s only perverted if she says no..

I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he’s full of lead!

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Each of their last big hits was the wall.

..because I always go through the punch-line first I’m usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line..

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other “You bite him ? I’m driving.”

What is worse, ignorance or indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn’t have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is.