People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language… Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut.

Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third.

The 2016 election What a joke, am I right?

I set them up, you…

Catch Up or Catch It What do you do meet an old friend? What do you do when someone throws a ball? What do you put on a hamburger? What do you find in a litter box?

My toddler found a bottle of Axe body spray I got as a free sample, and now she’s wearing a Tapout T-shirt and calling everyone “bro.”

Why does the letter “r” make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday.

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient’s best side.