What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated.

I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook line and sinker!

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M’Kay

Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying.

I went for a run and got back two minutes later because I forgot something, I forgot I’m fat and can’t run for more than two minutes.

Coke is just cherry coke after it’s lost its virginity.

Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: “Next time you feel angry just waka-way”