If your bathroom mirror doesn’t look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you’re not flossing right.

What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander? Mick Jagger sings, “Hey you, get off of my cloud . . “, while the Scottish Highlander yells, “Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”

HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog

Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You’re welcome)

GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!

I know a really good joke Braden

I named my dick “The Truth” Because bitches can’t handle it.

The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It’s crazy.

Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.

Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots.