What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you… ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don’t want you to know about.

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn’t around? Holmeless

I exercise at the gym because I can’t exercise restraint when it comes to everything that’s bad for me.

HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they’re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.

Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They’re hoping for meatier showers

My math teacher told me that 3/5 of the kids in my class don’t understand fractions Thankfully I’m a part of the other 3/5.

Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth… unfortunately, the earth is round.

What’s the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.