Your mom thinks she’s anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman.

I’d like to tell a joke about Dratini… Only urbanites will get it.

Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box.

Pretty gay how some dudes like other dudes.

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea

Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world’s leading reverse psychologist

What’s the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don’t know, I just click “submit”

I got caught sniffing underwear… I got caught sniffing my friend’s sister’s underwear the other day, What made it worse was she was still wearing them, Made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher.

The thing about ice skating … No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your nipples.