Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I’ll push your stool in. Yeah it’s gross.

Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now

What do you call a group of students? A school.

What’s the difference between a frog? One leg’s both the same.

The hardest part about eating a vegetable… Manipulating the wheel chair.

What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill

Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I’ll take the super salad