Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante’s Inferno They’re calling it, “101 Damnations.”

Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? ‘Elephino!

What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder.

What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling

“Can you read Chinese?” “Yes but only when it’s printed in English.”

What’s it called when Batman doesn’t go to church? Christian BALE!

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken.

My penis died. Can I bury it in your vagina?