If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you… It’s defiantly clickbait.

i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat… so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer

What does Bob the spider do for a living? He’s a web developer.

Why can’t you hear the bass on Metallica’s And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus.

I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I’ve got a lot of thyme on my hands.

what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!

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Two blondes walk into a bar… The brunette ducks

And for dinner… Mary had a little lamb.

If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately