Wasn’t gay marriage always legal? Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day.

How do aliens stay warm? Space heater.

I have, a really beautiful body under my floor boards

Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks. Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit.

What’s the difference between pink and purple? Your grip..

How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What do you get if you don’t pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)

Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z

I’ve just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it’s only a short walk!

What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea