Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended.

What’s the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150.

Looks like Erdogan had to quit… …cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)

My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up.

What’s a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don’t, they beat the room for being black.

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

I’ve been dating a girl online who I think might be a Catfish. Every time I try to meet, her excuse is that she “can’t survive on dry land.”

The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it’s not on the menu. It’s Secret Asian Flan

Mama mama this bread tastes funny! STFU and eat your brick.