The best joke of all time. Women’s rights.

What’s brown and rhymes with ‘snoop’? Dr. Dre

I love eating German sausage…. but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha….ha….^ha ^ha^ha……^i’llshowmyselfout

what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos

Something hit me at high frequency today It really hertz.

A woman just asked me if I’d like to help fight bigotry today but she was holding a clipboard so I said no.

What did the call of duty player say to his girlfriend about gaining weight? EX SO FAT

What’s a drug lord woman called? A drug lady? A heroin heroine?!

People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?

Why couldn’t the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block? He had a fear of eights