Donald Trump Will…. Make America Great Again!

How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I’ll show you.

Wolves are just wild dogs who can’t get enough of the woods I guess.

Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying “I just can’t see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump.”

Why do black men love pirate porn? Because of all the booty

I’m so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year

“Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff” I feel it says all u need to know about me “He’s drunk with a cheeseburger” Yes

A Roman walks into the bar… …holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”