If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic.

Why does Piglet stink so bad? Cause he always plays with Pooh.

The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, “Why the wrong faith?”

Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical…. …they kept turning me away saying “sir, this is a palm reader”

I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn’t get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced.

How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, toopid.

What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!

Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased

Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur.

A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom.