Why don’t black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot.

What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? Bananananananananana

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I had a one night stand with a girl who was missing a limb Afterwards she wasn’t too happy with me, we got off on the wrong foot.

“This little computer” said the sales clerk “will do half of your job for you.” Studying the machine the senior VP said “Fine I’ll take two.”

What’s the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for an innuendo… ..So he gave her one.

Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big.

new boss: mind sharing an office? me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.