not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days.

I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she’s trans-parent

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

What is white and disturbs your breakfast? An avalanche

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet: I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Time to get ready for work Insomnia – OK. You can sleep now.

What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? A pedophile.

College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

A jewish boy asks his father for 40 dollars. The father responds “30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?”

What’s the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly.