For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I’d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.

I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts.

Don’t worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few “Nah, it’s nothing” types to raise the body count.

This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder… She’s reluctant to make a rash decision.

Pot smokers like to say it’s safe because it’s natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear.

Just Bcoz My Status Is “Single” It Doesnt Means I’m “Available”. It’s Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook.”

Female Viagra. Niagara.

I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles Kinder is due to be released shortly!