Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray

What’s the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more.

Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man “Where is children?” Latvian man respond “Children is dead from childbirth.” Bus leave.

I had to steal this one… The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world’s tallest building ranks.

My parents just googled me and now they’re crying

Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write

What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!

What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm.

A sadist and a masochist… ….are looking for pleasure. The masochist says, “Hurt me”. The sadist says, “No”.

Did you here about the French Alps pizza service? Apparently they deliver large plane’s