Frozen Joke Don’t let it go here let it go else where you flithy badger!

Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the “jack thingy” is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That’s when you push him in.

I told my ex she was cross between a rare coin and female dog. A two faced bitch.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery

Women and their rights

Recent studies link bacon to cancer. “Ya, don’t eat bacon, you’ll get so much cancer”, said one pink scientist.

Drunk people are so self centred… … they think the world revolves around them

They call Japan the “Land of the Rising Sun”. Is that why they look like they’re squinting all the time?