This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can!

How do you make Ben Carson yell? Watch a movie with him.

An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar… I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

I can tell by the way you keep snapping your gum in my ear that you really don’t value your life at all.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

My friend from Hollywood always told me, “Shoot for the stars.” He was an assassin.

Log Joke A mathematician is asked what type of log do you find in the forest? He says ln(x).

What is an alcoholic’s favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail

What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter