I wish my penis was smaller. Then I could finally disprove the Planck length.

My wife’s an experienced navigator, she gives great headings.

What do you call a plant that doesn’t move? A tree.

How do Australian bees please the queen bee? They bee hive

When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich

phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget

Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They’re a habit, too.

If his selfie doesn’t make you kegal, you’re just not that into him.

How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie

Just heard this on a PBS kids show… What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?