Did you hear Lance Armstrong lied The ball of some people

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy.

A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, “Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor says, “I know. I amputated your arms.”

What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? “Lie to me, bitch!”

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again…

Jeff is here! “Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room” Jeff is here!

Deodorant? I’ve never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do’ solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you’re never with me when I need you & I’ve forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times.