What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie

All who believe in Telekinesis…. All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand.

I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt

2000s kids wont get this. Y2K

What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts

I’ve only ever met white people with gluten allergies

If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He’d be an illegal alien.

Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton.

Why did the Jews hate the holocaust? Because it “caust” them 6 million.