I’m really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I’m not orange…

Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck.

What does a woman’s asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I’m working.

this subreddit’s online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i’m not sure if i’m accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users – the sub users?

The sign said ‘Free Range Chickens’. So, I took some.

People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet… then they call me poor too.

Two guys are fighting, who should get the last painkiller? If it is a regular fight, give the painkiller to the loser. If it is a fight to the death, the winner gets the painkiller.

What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive.

Why isn’t Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He’s not a fan of the shingle life.

What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.