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Why don’t cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high.

What’s Paul Walker’s favorite energy drink??? N.O.S. too bad he can’t handle the crash…

Having big boobs because you’re fat is like having a fast car because it’s falling off a cliff

Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard.

My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.

Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at.

Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident? I guess that makes him all-righty then.

BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn’t looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart…no, I lied , your boobs are awesome.

My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter.