Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit..

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?

You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle

Never ask me “Who hurt you?” unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, “five beers, please.”

Officer: “Do you know why I’m standing here?” Me: “You got all C’s in High School?”

My girlfriend just said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.

What’s the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you’d willingly ask to “tell us about yourself.”