Is it a good idea to have multiple PhDs? To a certain degree.

Me: I heard Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. Friend: OMg!

A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels

The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) – A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

BuzzFeed writer (innocently): hey friends. as a friendly activity, tell me your funny anecdotes. coincidentally I have an article due soon

What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick