Time to be creative. I’ll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! A dresser without drawers.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time.

Well I’m not really sure why you put “Baby: Ages 0-6” on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long

R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide.

What do Santa’s little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!

They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space. Outer. Space.

I was offered a threesome with a Japanese guy but I turned it down, after all, you know what they say about Japanese penises… …they’re really blurry.

A black kid comes home from elementary school one day… And says, “hey mom, I’ve got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is that cause I’m black?” She says “no Tyrone, it’s cause you’re nineteen”

What’s the best thing about AIDS? You’re always positive