Knock, knock…

Circular arguments are such a waste of time… They are just pointless

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can’t jump.

A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs…by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.

When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It’s painful only for others. It’s the same for if you are stupid.

Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales.

Why did King Kong…. Climb the Empire State Building? …He couldn’t fit in the elevator.

I just invested in chicken stock. It’s all gravy.

I once solved a Rubik’s Cube by not buying it.

My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED