The only reason a Hillary Clinton presidency would be good for our country At $0.78 cents to the dollar, she’d be a bargain for our country

Typical Liberal media: the Chilean miners have had 69 PAID days off work with their mates & now they’re “heroes”. #GetBackToWork

Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can’t even.*

What’s the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn’t unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead.

Who Found America Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !

You know what really surprised me about the debate tonight? Turns out it *is* possible to have a worse moderator than the team over at /r/news!