*accidentally walks into women’s restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*

Where can you leave your dog when you shop? The barking lot.

You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.

Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.

Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn’t funny.

Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats

What did the German brat say to his father? You’re the wurst!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.