What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim….

Lovers When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today? 7-1. (world cup)

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star.

What do you call a happy dolphin? Endorphin

What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!

Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy’s chin

Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don’t have a mouth I’m fucked

this is ur brain *an egg* this is drugs *a frying pan* this is ur brain on drugs *egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses*