Why do noses run and feet smell?

I’ve just read a book about stockholm syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running… JK rolling

Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror? M’self

What’s cooler than being cool? Financial Stability *shoutout to /r/personalfinance*

Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.