What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it? Unbereavable.

How did the octopus go to the war? Well armed…

Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I got whatchu knead..

What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog

Hoping there hasn’t been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door

What’s the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I’m asking for me.

a pastor, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. he orders a drink….

What do you call a lesbian that turned straight A hasbien

This isn’t a racist joke..is it? What do you call a Hispanic with a Rubber Toe? Roberto