Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must’ve spent hours in the bathroom.

I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you? Mi Ghosta!!

“Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.” University of Chicago

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks

I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins!

Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he’s always on the dashboard tho.

greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women.

If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

What did one nose say when the other nose said “I love you”? “Back achoo!”