My dog takes so long to take a dump I swear she’s tweeting out there.

[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school.

Ever heard the joke about the airplane? Never mind, it just flew over your head.

“Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.”

If you’ve seen one shopping center… you’ve seen the mall.

My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl… She keeps it in the fridge.

My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it’s still dirty.

Someone called me lazy today… I almost replied.

Adam was the original sex-positive feminist… He was ribbed for her pleasure.

Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?