“Have you senor self in a mirror lately?” -Mexicintervention

Want to hear a joke about Hillary Clinton’s emails? [deleted]

Where do Satanic cults get their candles from? Bloodbath & Beyond

What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling.

100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. … 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!

Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears? Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he’s all right

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day… … breakfast and dinner at home.

You should really take it easy on pedophiles… they have a hard enough time fitting in.